The Brunching Shuttlecocks  * 2000 Archive

2000 Archive

January

Ice Cream Novelties

The Nose Wax Chronicles

Galaxy Quest

Thoughts from the Commute

The Random Bar Joke Generator

Good Luck Charms

Placebo

The Last Conspiracy Theory

Magnolia

Star Wars Lego Figures

Battle Beyond the Stores

Supernova

The Lady or the -- Hey, Those Aren't Tigers!

Are You Dead?

Jelly Belly Flavors

Background Chatter, Part 3

The Insider

In Which Poems By Dylan Thomas and Robert Frost Are Made Into Crowd-Pleasing Hollywood Blockbusters

Electoral Collage

Marsupials


February

Satan on Punctuation

Eye of the Beholder

Dating Voltaire

Good or Bad? (Part Fourteen)

Czech and Romanian Snack Foods

Why PSAs Are Dumb

Scream 3

Simple Things You Can Do To Save The Earth From An Asteroid

Ed's World Part 11

The Beach

Things You Sit On

Who Wants To Marry A Bachelor?

Boiler Room

1-800-CALL-CUT

Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine

Cold and Flu Remedies


March

The Cider House Rules

Thoughts from the Staff Meeting

Piggies

How To Be A Grown-Up Fantasy Geek

The Self-Made Critic's Guide To The Academy Awards 2000

Lore: Kuala Lumpur

Call Somebody Who Gives A Damn!

Things in Space

Mission to Mars

The Long Form

Academy Award Contest 2000

The Neighborhood of Make-Believe

Lore 2000

Erin Brockovich

The Future of Marketing

C.Y.B.O.R.G.

Swedish Candy

Romeo Must Die

Why There's No Microsoft Settlement

Good or Bad? (Part Fifteen)


April

Magic Tricks

Untitled Seven

Final Destination

Fuzzy Logic Functions: An Overview

Insect Parts

Rain Gear

Detractors of Elián

Rules of Engagement

Aspects of Easter

Talk Talk

Bad Sales, Part Three

The Self-Made Critic's Summer Movie Preview 2000

Aesop's Fables

Ed's World Part 12

U-571

Bipartisan Compromises


May

Summer Contest 2000

Whiskey Chug

Frequency

An Open Letter From Metallica

Party Favors

Rudolph: The Lost Scene

Gladiator

Emotional Responses

Boy Bands and Satan

Israeli Snack Foods

The Björk Song

The Björk Song

The Warning of Prince Charles

Battlefield Earth

The Sarcasterizer

The Sarcasterizer

Lights

Headlines for Children

Dinosaur

Good or Bad, Part 16

Stuff in the Airline Catalog

Mission: Impossible 2


June

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Cooking a TV Dinner

French Food You Suck On

Road Trip

Pikachewy

Microsoft: The Verdict

Big Momma's House

Top Level Domain Names

Shaft

Input Devices

Me, Myself & Irene

The Highest Court


July

Fireworks

Apathy Automotive

The Perfect Storm

Thoughts from the BBQ

Lore: Vision Quest

Scary Movie

Microinsurance

Choose Your Own Damn Harry Potter Adventure

Fun With Food

Monopoly Sets

X-Men

The Hazzard County Driver's Test

The Legion of Doom

Wacky But True Laws

Movies That Will Piss Off The CAPAlert Guy

NotMail


August

A is for Agent

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Four Road Signs Presented as Graffiti from a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare World

What Lies Beneath

Rules For My Apartment Complex

Hollow Man

A Brief Conversation With NASA's Mars Program

Aspects of the Movie Theater

Bring It On


September

State License Plates

Highlander: Endgame

The A-Team

Everything I Need To Know I Learned From The Summer 2000 Blockbusters

The Lightbulb Exemption List

Good or Bad, Part 17

Size Does Matter

School Supplies

Almost Famous

The Exorcist

After the Punchline


October

Fisher-Price Little People

Beyond the Lollipop Guild

Best In Show

Ed's World, Part 13

That Guy Who Was In That Thing That One Time -- A Retrospective

Title Match

The Brunching Shuttlecocks Financial Bookshelf

Aspects of Camping

Labors of Hercules

Lore: Number 37

Sim Games for the Successful

Fur

Which is Worse?

More Labors of Hercules

Satan on Weddings


November

The Contender

Lore: eBay Auction

The Campaign Scandal Generator

State License Plates, Part Two

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

One Vote

Are You On Fire?

Am I President or Not?

Charlie's Angels

Hats

The 6th Day

State Quarters, Part 2

Unbreakable

Thoughts From the Airplane


December

Any Other Name

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Making a Baloney sandwich

Egg Dishes

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

The Everquest FAQK

Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons

Containers

Baby Toys

The Emperor's New Groove

Things You Make Out of Snow


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