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This weekend, why not make your Good Friday -- a GREAT FRIDAY! Come on down to Joe Dissa's Car Lot -- we're going to break sales records this weekend, even if it kills our profits! That's right, we're nailing down prices until they beg for mercy - because we're dying to save you money! Check out this '80 Pontiac Phoenix with only a little side damage -- it won't cost you thirty pieces of silver to own at ONLY $299! And sweet Mary, mother of God, you won't have to give up your only begotten son to DRIVE OFF WITH THIS CHRYSLER LE BARON AT ONLY $3499! That's Joe Dissa's Car Lot -- and remember, hurry, because after three days our prices are going to RISE AGAIN! |
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