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by Lore Sjöberg
A short while ago, we ran a little piece where
you could put words into Bill Gates's pixellated
mouth. We were motivated, in part, by curosity.
What did people want to see Bill Gates saying?
Below you see the results so far:
| Default phrase: "Kneel before Zod" |
28% |
| Endorsements of competing products |
21% |
| References to astonishing levels of personal wealth |
15% |
| References to astonishing levels of sexual potency |
14% |
| Inevitable commentary on the Department of Justice suit |
7% |
| Inexplicable commentary on the Lewinsky affair |
6% |
| Greetings to friends |
3% |
| Misspelled swear words |
2% |
| Wrestling slogans |
2% |
| Marxist dogma |
1% |
| Marilyn Manson lyrics |
1% |
| Brief, bitter tirades against ex-girlfriends |
1% |
| Lines containing the phrase "Mad Sicilian Love." |
1% |
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