by L. Fitzgerald Sjöberg

Okay, so a pig walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey?" The pig says "I'd love to do anything you want, as many times as you want." A kangaroo cozies up to the pig and sits down and says "For a hundred bucks I'll fuck you and anyone else you'd like to invite along."

The pig holds the kangaroo over his Manhattan and yells "Spit it out you bastard!"