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The Random Bar Joke Generator
by L. Fitzgerald Sjöberg


Okay, so a hooker walks into a bar. The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice hooker. Give me a twenty and I'll make it worth your while." The hooker orders a Harvey Wallbanger. A Californian says "I'd grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door to get a drink."

The hooker says "I'm a frayed knot!"



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