
by L. Fitzgerald Sjöberg
This guy walks into a bar. The bartender tosses back a whiskey and says "What's it gonna be?" The guy says "I'm waiting for a Californian." A Irishman says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a guy"? The guy takes a deep breath and yells "Whoa! I must look like a real idiot!"
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