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2003

Thoughts from the All-Company Meeting

2002

Mitsy's Coven

Leia and Vader: The Untold Story

Lom Thropple's Wild Beasts of Nature

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Ordering Pizza

Thoughts from the Exit Interview

How Dumb Are We?

Thoughts from the 2002 U.S. Pairs Figure Skating Championship

A Second Chance

Satan on Wine Tasting

2001

Rejected Letters to Penthouse

Britney's Fourth Album

If Movies Were Smart

Sport Jesus

Kids These Days

Another Brief Conversation with the Planet Pluto

Therapy by SmarterChild

Satan on Housewarming Parties

Markle's Findings

Answering The Eternal Questions

Better Monuments

Britney Spears: Fact or Fiction?

Satan on Laundry

The Fine Print: Bush's Tax Plan

Diary of a Web Stock

Non-Lethal Weapons

Thoughts from the Movie Theater

Monster Pitch

The Future of Hotels

2000

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Making a Baloney sandwich

Thoughts From the Airplane

Satan on Weddings

Size Does Matter

A Brief Conversation With NASA's Mars Program

Fun With Food

Choose Your Own Damn Harry Potter Adventure

Thoughts from the BBQ

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Cooking a TV Dinner

Boy Bands and Satan

Talk Talk

Thoughts from the Staff Meeting

Simple Things You Can Do To Save The Earth From An Asteroid

Satan on Punctuation

Background Chatter, Part 3

The Last Conspiracy Theory

Thoughts from the Commute

1999

A Brief Conversation with the House Cat who Gave Birth to an African Wildcat

88 Lines About 42 Presidents

Choose Your Own Damn start Pokémon Adventure

A Little Bit of Lou Bega

Thoughts From The Grocery Store

Impure Inside

Things Different

Jar Jar: The Terrible Truth

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

Celestial Whatever

Chart Toppers

An Editorial

An Editorial

Satan on Goldfish

Something About Mir

John Cougar Melancholy

All-Time Greatest Movie Songs

Subject: Melissa

Dear Rupert

New Olympic Events

Scientific Reduction

A Brief Conversation with the Planet Pluto

Foobow!

Thinking Big

Football Rituals

1998

Satan on Christmas

TNT Lineup

The Brunching Shuttlecocks Gift Guide

Satan on Good Manners

Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator

"The Body" Politic

Choose Your Own Damn Serial Murder

Ballz

WTV

Penguins of the Night

Uncle Hyman's Advice for the Gifted

The Doom Code

A Titanic Loss

The X-Files Files

Wanted

Clinton Meets the Teletubbies

Greatest Hit

Other Things Godzilla is Bigger Than

Mis Gorditas

In Development?

Satan on Dining Etiquette

The Other Me

Satan on Hygiene

Phraseology 101

Background Chatter (Part Two)

Thinkin' About Dentists

1997

Background Chatter

Flip Flannagan, World's Dumbest Criminal

Once Upon a Time

The Entree of Avon

Last Will And Testament

Lost White Cat

Majority Opinion

Mid-Season Replacements

The Trans-Mammal Love Connection

Tangent Fiction

49ers

Trip to Saturn

Sick and Feeling Fine

Jurassic Grill

Techno Timmy

Why I Should Be King

BetterFriends

Secrets of the Bermuda Triangle

Group Therapy

To Be a Better Person

The Death of Grunge


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