Why are we slowing down? I hate this. There'd better be a fatal accident at the end of all this traffic, or I'm gonna be pissed.

Why do all the radio stations go to commercial at the same time?

I don't understand some of these personal license plates. Like this one, TNPOFSY. It's obviously a personal license plate, but what does it mean? What's the use of having an identifying license plate if nobody can understand what the hell it's supposed to say?

Damn it, there's a cop two lanes over so everyone's going 55 in a 65 zone. I hope he hurries up and pulls someone over so we can all start speeding again.

Carpool Violation, $271. Where did they get that number? Was $270 not enough while $275 seemed excessive?

Sunroofs. For people too wimpy to get convertibles.

Why do people put bumper stickers in the windows? It's a bumper sticker, not a window sticker. I hate that.

I have a button on my dash that has no purpose at all that I can tell. That worries me.

I really shouldn't drive so soon after playing San Francisco Rush 2 on the Nintendo 64.