Well, it's the end of an era, or perhaps the beginning of a post-era. It's not so much that The Brunching Shuttlecocks are breaking up, but rather that we're reinventing ourselves as a dormant, non-producing comedy team. We're exploring the comedic potential of doing nothing. We're trailblazing the cutting-edge realm of non-comedy. It's an exciting time.

However, as individuals, Dave and I still plan on producing material for your http-based consumption. The Book of Ratings is up at bookofratings.com, with new material, and The Self-Made Critic is up at selfmadecritic.com and will be adding new material shortly. As, of course, the Brunching archives will remain available. Look upon our works, ye mighty, and whatever.

Anyhow, thanks for reading, looking at, listening to, e-mailing to others, and all other forms of consumption you, the collective readership, have indulged in over the years. And thanks especially to that lady on the bus who killed the chicken she was carrying so the North Koreans wouldn't find us.