Sally left and I quickly straightened up my poor excuse for an office when in walked the most incredible vision in black since they first unveiled Elvira's cleavage.

Sock: Good afternoon.

Felicia: You are Sock Dolager, the private detective?

Sock: If there's a God.

Felicia: I was a little confused. The sign on the door said something about television repair?

Sock: I gotta get that sign changed. Rest assured, I am Sock Dolager.

Felicia: Felicia Muldoon.

Sock: Well Miss Muldoon, what seems to be the problem?

Felicia: It's my father!

Sock: Would you like me to recommend you another?

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