Ed was the only smart man in the world.

One evening he found himself speaking to an FBI agent.

"You've been distributing a program to decrypt DVDs. I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me," said the agent.

"That's not a decryption program. It's an encryption program. It disguises meaningless data files as full-length feature movies," replied Ed.

"Oh," said the agent.

"And apparently whoever sent you guys has cracked it."

"Those bastards! Don't worry, sir, we'll bring them to justice."