Ed was the only smart man in the world.
One evening he found himself speaking to an FBI agent.
"You've been distributing a program to decrypt DVDs. I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me," said the agent.
"That's not a decryption program. It's an encryption program. It disguises meaningless data files as full-length feature movies," replied Ed.
"Oh," said the agent.
"And apparently whoever sent you guys has cracked it."
"Those bastards! Don't worry, sir, we'll bring them to justice."