by Lore Sjöberg
Campaign Funding Reform
"I'd like to reform my colon, that's what I'd like to reform!"
Education
"What education? I'm very uncomfortable here!"
Health Coverage
"I really think insurance ought to cover removing feet from asses, you know?"
The Homeless
"You think they've got problems! I've got a foot up my ass!"
Free Speech on the Internet
"As long as nobody's uploading another foot to my ass, I could care less what they do."
Next week: The Political Agenda of a Man with his Hand in a Blender
![[ Foot Guy ]](/images/foot-guy5.gif)
"I'd like to reform my colon, that's what I'd like
to reform!"![[ Foot Guy ]](/images/foot-guy2.gif)
"What education? I'm very uncomfortable here!"![[ Foot Guy ]](/images/foot-guy3.gif)
"I really think insurance ought to cover removing feet
from asses, you know?"![[ Foot Guy ]](/images/foot-guy4.gif)
"You think they've got problems! I've got a foot up my ass!"![[ Foot Guy ]](/images/foot-guy1.gif)
"As long as nobody's uploading another foot to
my ass, I could care less what they do."