If you're like most people, your collection of "Lockhorns" cartoons is a mess. Need that knee-slappingly hilarious one-panel gag from a few weeks ago? Writing a paper on the satirical underpinnings of Loretta's vehicular mishaps? Trying to put the finishing touches on your Web tribute page? You need Lock-Org, the handy Lockhorns organizer system.

Small enough to carry with you everywhere -- to work, school, or major international diplomatic events, the Lock-Org has sections for daily and Sunday comics in the following categories:

• Loretta burns dinner
• Leroy dances with a bimbo at a party
• Loretta comes out of the beauty parlor, Leroy makes smartass remark
• Loretta comes in the door with a steering wheel in her hand
• Leroy has a hangover
• Loretta criticizes Leroy as an unnamed female friend looks on sympathetically

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