See the rat in the attached picture? This cute little rat has been
named Lore, in honor of the Brunching Shuttlecocks. He has taken to
escaping from his cage, eating a bunch of food then returning back like
Thanks, anonymous rat owner! Give him a little Playstation 2 and he'll
pretty much be living my life.
I don't know if Lore's up in arms yet, but he should be.
"If Fett gets unmasked in the prequels, Lego better be sending me a
replacement head pronto!"
It's time for Lego to deliver.
Hey, yeah! I saw Bobetto in Episode II, and he
clearly did not have a black cylinder for a head. He was doe-eyed and
pouty. Barring a major accident in Episode III involving electrical
tape, I want my Boba face! I also want "I want my Boba face!" to be
the rallying cry of two generations of toy-hoarders, but I'll settle
for the face.
7-letter word for 'hot-blooded sex god'. Easy:
(Yeah, I know, it was a joke, but hey, you asked.)
(Smacks forehead.) I never even thought of
that. And here I've been trying to recruit my own Bacchae for years.
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