While we value all of our readers, even the woman who accidentally
subscribed us to "Decorative Crochet Magazine" with payment due, there
are times when we are simply astounded and disturbed at the trouble
someone goes through to spread the word or help us out. To give these
readers the recognition they deserve and the peace of mind they
so desperately need, we've established the
Order of the Individual Cereal Unit. Those inducted into the
Order are granted a T-shirt, the right to carry the emblem of the
Order on their own Web page, and most importantly, a title.
| Name |
Title |
Heroic Feat |
| Bridget Cullen |
Lady Cheerio |
Forced everyone at a bridal shower to take Brunching Shuttlecock quizzes. |
| ERic Jubin |
Lord Trik |
Created a Perl program to tally the standings in the Summer Movie Contest and donated same. |
| Alex Corvino |
Lord Lucky-Charm |
Created a Web page devoted to calculating the average GPA of the Ratings |
| David Wininger |
Lord Wheaty |
Founded the World Rock-Paper-Scissors League |
| Taetia Zysshe |
Contessa Choculum |
Shipped a box of Australian candy to us. |
| Doug and Nancy Lee-St. James |
The Duke and Duchess of Corn Pop |
Sent us a big box of Korean snack foods. |
| Rachel Borchardt |
Dame Cocoa-Puff |
Sent us all three monster cereals. |
| Elizabeth |
Baroness Alpha-Bit |
Preserved Brunching material in a millennial time capsule. |
| Pahl Millirons |
Lord Applejack |
Founded the Unofficial Official Unofficial Brunching Bulletin Board |
| Stentor Danielson |
Lord Smack |
Created the first Lore for President homepage. |
| Peter Leinweber |
Viscount Grape Nut |
Created a Brunching skin for The Sims. |
| Clawdia |
Lady Cluster |
Founded the Brunching-related IRC channel #tribrunchma on DalNet. |
| Steve Berlin-Chavez |
Baron Von Froot Loop |
All sorts of stuff, culminating in "cool sunglasses" on Yahoo. |
| Phil Roberts |
Lord High Mueslic |
Got himself inscribed with the first recorded Brunching tattoo. |
| Avi Miller |
Marquis d'Weetabique |
The new owner/moderator/comptroller of the Unofficial Official Unoffical Brunching Bulletin Board. |