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by Lore Sjöberg
Preliminary Results: 06 March 1998
Jerry Ellis and Brenda catapulted over Joseph Antolick
and Gary Tsalalikhin into first
and second place, respectively, thanks to bold if somewhat paradoxical
investments in Debt. Apparently a lot of people are declaring bankruptcy,
which is helping to bring on the end of everything. Life imitates Monopoly.
Vera Koffman is in last place now, thanks to a lack of new
False Christs. Maybe it's just the off-season.
Overall the Index is unchanged at 168, so the Index Fund is
still at 1.2%
There's just about a month left, and as everyone knows, the
circus ain't over till the seventh seal blows the trumpet.
| Entrant | Original Value | Present Value | Percentage Change |
| Jerry Ellis | 340 | 420 | +23.53% |
| Brenda | 284 | 342 | +20.42% |
| Joseph Antolick | 250 | 300 | +20.00% |
| Gary Tsalalikhin | 250 | 300 | +20.00% |
| MSB | 400 | 480 | +20.00% |
| Kathleen | 285 | 340 | +19.30% |
| Sarah Bishop | 360 | 420 | +16.67% |
| Bill Draper | 130 | 150 | +15.38% |
| Test | 350 | 400 | +14.29% |
| carol franger | 417 | 476 | +14.15% |
| Heather Imboden | 440 | 500 | +13.64% |
| Nathan Fritze | 440 | 500 | +13.64% |
| Jenn Schell | 370 | 420 | +13.51% |
| Sheila Hancock | 300 | 340 | +13.33% |
| Brian Gray | 115 | 130 | +13.04% |
| Jeff Fowler | 310 | 350 | +12.90% |
| Molly Ball | 410 | 460 | +12.20% |
| Jordan Sipes | 410 | 460 | +12.20% |
| Lars Ostrom | 330 | 370 | +12.12% |
| Marianne | 250 | 280 | +12.00% |
| Darleen Dove | 345 | 385 | +11.59% |
| elliot cardon | 350 | 390 | +11.43% |
| Jennifer Lind | 380 | 420 | +10.53% |
| Brandon C. Rector | 290 | 320 | +10.34% |
| Riten Jaiswal | 200 | 220 | +10.00% |
| Sean Griffith | 310 | 340 | +9.68% |
| Stephanie | 420 | 460 | +9.52% |
| Joe Hammon | 330 | 360 | +9.09% |
| Bill Stiteler | 440 | 480 | +9.09% |
| Dan Iwerks | 331 | 361 | +9.06% |
| Andrew Everett | 350 | 380 | +8.57% |
| Fluffy | 360 | 390 | +8.33% |
| Kawika | 435 | 470 | +8.05% |
| jessica | 260 | 280 | +7.69% |
| Traci | 260 | 280 | +7.69% |
| Stacy Charlesbois | 410 | 440 | +7.32% |
| justa bob | 210 | 225 | +7.14% |
| Robert Waterland | 350 | 375 | +7.14% |
| Jon Hantler | 300 | 321 | +7.00% |
| d. | 430 | 460 | +6.98% |
| Phil | 290 | 310 | +6.90% |
| Cathy Mullican | 450 | 480 | +6.67% |
| Sam Waas | 450 | 480 | +6.67% |
| J.T. Drucker | 450 | 480 | +6.67% |
| Jeffrey Miller | 470 | 500 | +6.38% |
| J. D. Harriman | 400 | 425 | +6.25% |
| Peter J. Paul | 320 | 340 | +6.25% |
| Steve Hackney | 340 | 360 | +5.88% |
| PJ Killian | 425 | 450 | +5.88% |
| Dale Seidenschwarz | 380 | 400 | +5.26% |
| Derek Giromini | 380 | 400 | +5.26% |
| Gabe Handel | 475 | 500 | +5.26% |
| cindy dawson | 390 | 410 | +5.13% |
| Raheem the Dream | 400 | 420 | +5.00% |
| Jim Gregory | 420 | 440 | +4.76% |
| C. Weisel | 460 | 480 | +4.35% |
| butch | 480 | 500 | +4.17% |
| Frank Rapp | 375 | 390 | +4.00% |
| Ryans | 375 | 390 | +4.00% |
| Christa | 380 | 395 | +3.95% |
| Jenny and Mary | 300 | 310 | +3.33% |
| Raistlin S. Wakefield | 310 | 320 | +3.23% |
| Jeannie Ben-Hain | 465 | 480 | +3.23% |
| Eric McKinney | 465 | 480 | +3.23% |
| John Rowell | 330 | 340 | +3.03% |
| Sabrina | 330 | 340 | +3.03% |
| Robert Durbin | 330 | 340 | +3.03% |
| Bill Svitavsky | 370 | 380 | +2.70% |
| Gary Geniesse | 370 | 380 | +2.70% |
| John P. Yuda | 370 | 380 | +2.70% |
| Nick Olson | 380 | 390 | +2.63% |
| Karina Gohde | 385 | 395 | +2.60% |
| Brian Lavin | 400 | 410 | +2.50% |
| Rachel McConville | 205 | 210 | +2.44% |
| Ken Hamilton | 410 | 420 | +2.44% |
| taylor souter | 410 | 420 | +2.44% |
| Melissa Crandall | 420 | 430 | +2.38% |
| jen | 840 | 860 | +2.38% |
| Doug Simpson | 430 | 440 | +2.33% |
| Bob Mailer | 440 | 450 | +2.27% |
| Steve Wright | 450 | 460 | +2.22% |
| Adrian Inness | 450 | 460 | +2.22% |
| David Taylor | 470 | 480 | +2.13% |
| Alex Trzyna | 470 | 480 | +2.13% |
| Elizabeth Olson | 470 | 480 | +2.13% |
| Michael Bonasera | 472 | 482 | +2.12% |
| Bryna Kirzner | 490 | 500 | +2.04% |
| Marah Dorris | 365 | 370 | +1.37% |
| Barry Isralewitz | 385 | 390 | +1.30% |
| Kent Walker | 445 | 450 | +1.12% |
| Steve Cass | 455 | 460 | +1.10% |
| Melissa | 230 | 232 | +0.87% |
| Sonya "damn heathen" Welter | 441 | 444 | +0.68% |
| Eric Rapp | 480 | 480 | +0.00% |
| Jay Aldrich | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| alex brown | 280 | 280 | +0.00% |
| Hunter Brooks | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| Benjamin Chen | 450 | 450 | +0.00% |
| Sarah | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Mike Webster | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Charles Schoening | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Dan | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| shioru | 470 | 470 | +0.00% |
| Tom Bowersox | 240 | 240 | +0.00% |
| cHris carroll | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Underdog | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| Kirk Ormand | 360 | 360 | +0.00% |
| Dave Neilsen | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| Roger Friedman | 330 | 330 | +0.00% |
| Josh Bell | 460 | 460 | +0.00% |
| David Stansbury | 100 | 100 | +0.00% |
| Paul Pieper | 310 | 310 | +0.00% |
| diane | 330 | 330 | +0.00% |
| Kathy Mayers | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Ryan Anthony | 460 | 460 | +0.00% |
| RiffRaff | 450 | 450 | +0.00% |
| Rich Ackerman | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| J. Pruett | 420 | 420 | +0.00% |
| John Gustafson | 100 | 100 | +0.00% |
| S. Weyer | 300 | 300 | +0.00% |
| Pat Gallagher | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Stephen Loniewski | 400 | 400 | +0.00% |
| Macdonald | 360 | 360 | +0.00% |
| Matt | 350 | 350 | +0.00% |
| RTOLAN | 450 | 450 | +0.00% |
| Mike Cascio | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Jason Kalivas | 410 | 410 | +0.00% |
| Kevin Sobiski | 110 | 110 | +0.00% |
| Jeffrey Fredrick | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| xian fiher | 180 | 180 | +0.00% |
| Jennifer Cohn | 320 | 320 | +0.00% |
| Pete S | 430 | 430 | +0.00% |
| Duke Egbert | 400 | 400 | +0.00% |
| Dillon Kraft | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| Marshall Campbell | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| Jason Abbott | 280 | 280 | +0.00% |
| Johner Riehl | 323 | 323 | +0.00% |
| Beauty and the "Beast" | 100 | 100 | +0.00% |
| Alex Corvino | 440 | 440 | +0.00% |
| chiari | 475 | 475 | +0.00% |
| Eli Ofenstein | 500 | 500 | +0.00% |
| Martin Brooks | 220 | 220 | +0.00% |
| Ryan Fisher | 344 | 342 | -0.58% |
| Kathleen Kolhoff | 435 | 430 | -1.15% |
| jason | 375 | 370 | -1.33% |
| Bryon Daly | 365 | 360 | -1.37% |
| Marko Puhakka | 350 | 345 | -1.43% |
| Ben Newman | 345 | 340 | -1.45% |
| Forrest Black | 345 | 340 | -1.45% |
| Craig Jackson | 315 | 310 | -1.59% |
| Chris Irby | 255 | 250 | -1.96% |
| NerdChild | 470 | 460 | -2.13% |
| david geismar | 470 | 460 | -2.13% |
| Morgan Loomis | 230 | 225 | -2.17% |
| bill young | 455 | 445 | -2.20% |
| M.Bowerman | 450 | 440 | -2.22% |
| Daisie Huang | 430 | 420 | -2.33% |
| Devil Child | 430 | 420 | -2.33% |
| Josh Thomson | 405 | 395 | -2.47% |
| Dan Friend | 393 | 383 | -2.54% |
| Chris Adams | 467 | 454 | -2.78% |
| Mike Schechter | 330 | 320 | -3.03% |
| Eric Wagoner | 485 | 470 | -3.09% |
| Robin Stubbings | 290 | 280 | -3.45% |
| James Kelley | 290 | 280 | -3.45% |
| Willim ACkerman | 285 | 275 | -3.51% |
| Jessica Pierce | 425 | 410 | -3.53% |
| Kip Repscher | 480 | 460 | -4.17% |
| Scott Wiggins | 355 | 340 | -4.23% |
| mickie pearsall | 465 | 445 | -4.30% |
| D R Brown | 460 | 440 | -4.35% |
| Romana Machado | 460 | 440 | -4.35% |
| Adrianna Ahern | 450 | 430 | -4.44% |
| Ranjeet Rao | 435 | 415 | -4.60% |
| Lorri Robinson | 430 | 410 | -4.65% |
| Jonathan | 420 | 400 | -4.76% |
| Mike Berry | 420 | 400 | -4.76% |
| Giles Bowkett | 357 | 340 | -4.76% |
| Chris Grove | 210 | 200 | -4.76% |
| jake | 305 | 290 | -4.92% |
| David Smith | 400 | 380 | -5.00% |
| Sam Rubin | 400 | 380 | -5.00% |
| Rebecca Turner | 390 | 370 | -5.13% |
| Pat Shaw | 450 | 425 | -5.56% |
| ERic Jubin | 301 | 284 | -5.65% |
| Kelly Amoth | 340 | 320 | -5.88% |
| K Bishop | 330 | 310 | -6.06% |
| eric hahn | 320 | 300 | -6.25% |
| Milos Babic | 310 | 290 | -6.45% |
| Patrick Myers | 385 | 360 | -6.49% |
| Chris | 375 | 350 | -6.67% |
| Mical Holcomb | 300 | 280 | -6.67% |
| Jimmy Campos | 370 | 345 | -6.76% |
| R. Hoffman | 870 | 810 | -6.90% |
| David Rupert | 420 | 390 | -7.14% |
| Tony Lanman | 270 | 250 | -7.41% |
| Melissa Meriwether | 130 | 120 | -7.69% |
| Bitter | 250 | 230 | -8.00% |
| Garth | 370 | 340 | -8.11% |
| K.T. Wiegman | 370 | 340 | -8.11% |
| Marshall | 240 | 220 | -8.33% |
| Jeff Nathan | 350 | 320 | -8.57% |
| Dave Yonteff | 330 | 300 | -9.09% |
| Kurt vonRoeschlaub | 440 | 400 | -9.09% |
| arcadium | 220 | 200 | -9.09% |
| Lisa Reeve | 420 | 380 | -9.52% |
| Anders | 295 | 265 | -10.17% |
| j | 470 | 420 | -10.64% |
| Jeff Phaup | 340 | 300 | -11.76% |
| Elizabeth Russell | 460 | 400 | -13.04% |
| Daniel Jensen | 440 | 380 | -13.64% |
| mike mcloughlin | 340 | 290 | -14.71% |
| andrew | 400 | 340 | -15.00% |
| Me | 600 | 500 | -16.67% |
| Vera Koffman | 330 | 265 | -19.70% |
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