The Brunching Shuttlecocks Features



Preliminary Results: 06 March 1998

Jerry Ellis and Brenda catapulted over Joseph Antolick and Gary Tsalalikhin into first and second place, respectively, thanks to bold if somewhat paradoxical investments in Debt. Apparently a lot of people are declaring bankruptcy, which is helping to bring on the end of everything. Life imitates Monopoly.

Vera Koffman is in last place now, thanks to a lack of new False Christs. Maybe it's just the off-season.

Overall the Index is unchanged at 168, so the Index Fund is still at 1.2%

There's just about a month left, and as everyone knows, the circus ain't over till the seventh seal blows the trumpet.

EntrantOriginal ValuePresent ValuePercentage Change
Jerry Ellis340420+23.53%
Brenda284342+20.42%
Joseph Antolick250300+20.00%
Gary Tsalalikhin250300+20.00%
MSB400480+20.00%
Kathleen285340+19.30%
Sarah Bishop360420+16.67%
Bill Draper130150+15.38%
Test350400+14.29%
carol franger417476+14.15%
Heather Imboden440500+13.64%
Nathan Fritze440500+13.64%
Jenn Schell370420+13.51%
Sheila Hancock300340+13.33%
Brian Gray115130+13.04%
Jeff Fowler310350+12.90%
Molly Ball410460+12.20%
Jordan Sipes410460+12.20%
Lars Ostrom330370+12.12%
Marianne250280+12.00%
Darleen Dove345385+11.59%
elliot cardon350390+11.43%
Jennifer Lind380420+10.53%
Brandon C. Rector290320+10.34%
Riten Jaiswal200220+10.00%
Sean Griffith310340+9.68%
Stephanie420460+9.52%
Joe Hammon330360+9.09%
Bill Stiteler440480+9.09%
Dan Iwerks331361+9.06%
Andrew Everett350380+8.57%
Fluffy360390+8.33%
Kawika435470+8.05%
jessica260280+7.69%
Traci260280+7.69%
Stacy Charlesbois410440+7.32%
justa bob210225+7.14%
Robert Waterland350375+7.14%
Jon Hantler300321+7.00%
d.430460+6.98%
Phil290310+6.90%
Cathy Mullican450480+6.67%
Sam Waas450480+6.67%
J.T. Drucker450480+6.67%
Jeffrey Miller470500+6.38%
J. D. Harriman400425+6.25%
Peter J. Paul320340+6.25%
Steve Hackney340360+5.88%
PJ Killian425450+5.88%
Dale Seidenschwarz380400+5.26%
Derek Giromini380400+5.26%
Gabe Handel475500+5.26%
cindy dawson390410+5.13%
Raheem the Dream400420+5.00%
Jim Gregory420440+4.76%
C. Weisel460480+4.35%
butch480500+4.17%
Frank Rapp375390+4.00%
Ryans375390+4.00%
Christa380395+3.95%
Jenny and Mary300310+3.33%
Raistlin S. Wakefield310320+3.23%
Jeannie Ben-Hain465480+3.23%
Eric McKinney465480+3.23%
John Rowell330340+3.03%
Sabrina330340+3.03%
Robert Durbin330340+3.03%
Bill Svitavsky370380+2.70%
Gary Geniesse370380+2.70%
John P. Yuda370380+2.70%
Nick Olson380390+2.63%
Karina Gohde385395+2.60%
Brian Lavin400410+2.50%
Rachel McConville205210+2.44%
Ken Hamilton410420+2.44%
taylor souter410420+2.44%
Melissa Crandall420430+2.38%
jen840860+2.38%
Doug Simpson430440+2.33%
Bob Mailer440450+2.27%
Steve Wright450460+2.22%
Adrian Inness450460+2.22%
David Taylor470480+2.13%
Alex Trzyna470480+2.13%
Elizabeth Olson470480+2.13%
Michael Bonasera472482+2.12%
Bryna Kirzner490500+2.04%
Marah Dorris365370+1.37%
Barry Isralewitz385390+1.30%
Kent Walker445450+1.12%
Steve Cass455460+1.10%
Melissa230232+0.87%
Sonya "damn heathen" Welter441444+0.68%
Eric Rapp480480+0.00%
Jay Aldrich500500+0.00%
alex brown280280+0.00%
Hunter Brooks440440+0.00%
Benjamin Chen450450+0.00%
Sarah500500+0.00%
Mike Webster500500+0.00%
Charles Schoening500500+0.00%
Dan440440+0.00%
shioru470470+0.00%
Tom Bowersox240240+0.00%
cHris carroll500500+0.00%
Underdog440440+0.00%
Kirk Ormand360360+0.00%
Dave Neilsen440440+0.00%
Roger Friedman330330+0.00%
Josh Bell460460+0.00%
David Stansbury100100+0.00%
Paul Pieper310310+0.00%
diane330330+0.00%
Kathy Mayers500500+0.00%
Ryan Anthony460460+0.00%
RiffRaff450450+0.00%
Rich Ackerman500500+0.00%
J. Pruett420420+0.00%
John Gustafson100100+0.00%
S. Weyer300300+0.00%
Pat Gallagher500500+0.00%
Stephen Loniewski400400+0.00%
Macdonald360360+0.00%
Matt350350+0.00%
RTOLAN450450+0.00%
Mike Cascio500500+0.00%
Jason Kalivas410410+0.00%
Kevin Sobiski110110+0.00%
Jeffrey Fredrick500500+0.00%
xian fiher180180+0.00%
Jennifer Cohn320320+0.00%
Pete S430430+0.00%
Duke Egbert400400+0.00%
Dillon Kraft440440+0.00%
Marshall Campbell440440+0.00%
Jason Abbott280280+0.00%
Johner Riehl323323+0.00%
Beauty and the "Beast"100100+0.00%
Alex Corvino440440+0.00%
chiari475475+0.00%
Eli Ofenstein500500+0.00%
Martin Brooks220220+0.00%
Ryan Fisher344342-0.58%
Kathleen Kolhoff435430-1.15%
jason375370-1.33%
Bryon Daly365360-1.37%
Marko Puhakka350345-1.43%
Ben Newman345340-1.45%
Forrest Black345340-1.45%
Craig Jackson315310-1.59%
Chris Irby255250-1.96%
NerdChild470460-2.13%
david geismar470460-2.13%
Morgan Loomis230225-2.17%
bill young455445-2.20%
M.Bowerman450440-2.22%
Daisie Huang430420-2.33%
Devil Child430420-2.33%
Josh Thomson405395-2.47%
Dan Friend393383-2.54%
Chris Adams467454-2.78%
Mike Schechter330320-3.03%
Eric Wagoner485470-3.09%
Robin Stubbings290280-3.45%
James Kelley290280-3.45%
Willim ACkerman285275-3.51%
Jessica Pierce425410-3.53%
Kip Repscher480460-4.17%
Scott Wiggins355340-4.23%
mickie pearsall465445-4.30%
D R Brown460440-4.35%
Romana Machado460440-4.35%
Adrianna Ahern450430-4.44%
Ranjeet Rao435415-4.60%
Lorri Robinson430410-4.65%
Jonathan420400-4.76%
Mike Berry420400-4.76%
Giles Bowkett357340-4.76%
Chris Grove210200-4.76%
jake305290-4.92%
David Smith400380-5.00%
Sam Rubin400380-5.00%
Rebecca Turner390370-5.13%
Pat Shaw450425-5.56%
ERic Jubin301284-5.65%
Kelly Amoth340320-5.88%
K Bishop330310-6.06%
eric hahn320300-6.25%
Milos Babic310290-6.45%
Patrick Myers385360-6.49%
Chris375350-6.67%
Mical Holcomb300280-6.67%
Jimmy Campos370345-6.76%
R. Hoffman870810-6.90%
David Rupert420390-7.14%
Tony Lanman270250-7.41%
Melissa Meriwether130120-7.69%
Bitter250230-8.00%
Garth370340-8.11%
K.T. Wiegman370340-8.11%
Marshall240220-8.33%
Jeff Nathan350320-8.57%
Dave Yonteff330300-9.09%
Kurt vonRoeschlaub440400-9.09%
arcadium220200-9.09%
Lisa Reeve420380-9.52%
Anders295265-10.17%
j470420-10.64%
Jeff Phaup340300-11.76%
Elizabeth Russell460400-13.04%
Daniel Jensen440380-13.64%
mike mcloughlin340290-14.71%
andrew400340-15.00%
Me600500-16.67%
Vera Koffman330265-19.70%
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