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Note: This isn't edited as thoroughly as the main page. Most songs and artists have been left as-is, even if misspelled or inaccurate.

Mark (Gabriel@cowland.com)

  • Sober [Tool] & Red, Red Wine [UB40]
  • Help Me I Am In Hell [Nine Inch Nails] & Just Like Heaven [Cure]
  • Apathy [KFMDM] & We Care A Lot [Faith No More]
  • My Own Summer [Deftones] & Winter [Tori Amos]
  • Blue [Leann Rimes] & Pink [Aerosmith]

loony (loonowl@hotmail.com)

  • Don't Speak [No Doubt] & Talk To Me [LeAnn Rimes]

Martin Brooks (martin@proteusweb.com)

  • Fade to Black [Metallica] & Fade to Grey [Midge Ure / Ultravox]

Caroline (ariadne92@aol.com)

  • "Go Your Own Way" [Fleetwood Mac] & "Stay" [Lisa Loeb]

Raina (dreamalittle@juno.com)

  • "Stairway To Heaven" [Led Zeppelin] & "Highway To Hell" [AC/DC] [Already done. But thanks for playing.]

Thomas (muses@angelfire.com/)

  • "Young Girl" [Gary Puckett and the Union Gap] & "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" [Pearl Jam]

Thomas (muses@angelfire.com)

  • Uptown Girl [Billy Joel] & Downtown [Petula Clark]

TommyZCat (tzc@pulsenet.com)

  • Hold On [Sarah McLaughlan] & Kill Yourself [S.O.D.]

VivHelle (VivLoves@aol.com)

  • The Beginning is the End is the Beginning [smashing pumpkins] & The End is the Beginning is the End [smashing pumpkins] [Nice, but they more agree than cancel out...]

Sarah (sra@mailcity.com)

  • Money (It's What I Want) [The Beatles] & Can't Buy Me Love [The Beatles]

parade (parade@evolve.com)

  • Under Pressure [Queen] & Take it Easy [Eagles]
  • I Love You, You Love Me [Barney] & I Hate You and You Hate Me [G.G. Allin]

Jason Abbott (jasona@brimstone.com)

  • One of Us [Joan Osborne] & Not One of Us [Peter Gabriel]

Viv Helle (VivLoves@aol.com)

  • Catapillar [The Cure] & Bullet With Butterfly Wings [Smashing Pumpkins]

Tony (AJL@mail.utexas.edu)

  • fuck the police [NWA] & I Fought the Law and the Law Won [?]
  • The Trees [Rush] & The Lumberjack Song [Monty Python]
  • Coulndn't Stand The Weather [Stevie Ray Vaughan] & I'm Olny Happy When it Rains [Garbage]

Bill Svitavsky (bsvitavsky@mln.lib.ma.us)

  • Material Girl [Madonna] & Spirits in the Material World [The Police]
  • Super Freak [Rick James] & It's Not Unusual [Tom Jones]
  • We Didn't Start the Fire [Billy Joel] & Burning Down the House [Talking Heads]

Martin Brooks (martin@proteusweb.com)

  • Ultraviolet [All About Eve] & Infrared [All About Eve]

Ancipital (ancipital@hotmail.com)

  • Stay Away [Nirvana] & Wish You Were Here [Pink Floyd]

Duke Egbert (dagonet@oaktree.net)

  • Let's Go [Wang Chung] & Stay [Maurice Williams]

John (jnieset@aol.com)

  • Relax [Frankie Goes to Hollywood] & Uptight [Stevie Wonder]
  • O Come All Ye Faithful [Traditional Christmas Carol] & Don't Come Around Here No More [Tom Petty]

Diggit ()

  • Strip [Adam Ant] & Dress [PJ Harvey]
  • Smalltown [John Cougar Mellenkamp] & Big City [Spacemen3]
  • Let's dance [David Bowie] & I can't dance [Genesis]
  • Together Forever [Rick Astley] & Fuck and Run [Liz Phair]

()

  • Dancing Queen [Abba] & I left my heart in San Francisco [Tony Bennet]

Mat (matfarm@aol.com)

  • Let's Get Physical [Olivia Newton-John] & Relax [Frankie Goes to Hollywood]

Mike Stevens (mstevens@boole.com)

  • No More I Love You's [Annie Lennox] & I Love You [Climax Blues Band]
  • Hot Dog [Led Zeppelin] & Cheeseburger In Paradise [Jimmy Buffett]
  • Walk Of Life [Dire Straits] & Run For Your Life [The Beatles]
  • Back In The USSR [The Beatles] & Living In The U.S.A. [Steve Miller Band]

Joelle (joelle_reeder@cc.chiron.com)

  • Tonight [Smashing Pumpkins] & Today [Smashing Pumpkins]

Ryan Fisher (RAFisher@MFINet.com)

  • Welcome Home [Metallica] & Gone Away [Offspring]

Chad Boyer (TCBoyer@MFINet.com)

  • Breath of Life [Erasure] & Creeping Death [Metallica]
  • Connection [Elastica] & Disconnected [Queensryche]
  • Demanufacture [Fear Factory] & Remanufacture [Fear Factory]

Ryan Fisher (RAFisher@MFINet.com)

  • Stop in the Name of Love [Diana Ross] & Date Rape [Sublime]

Ariadne (ariadne92@aol.com)

  • "Stay" [Lisa Loeb] & "Go" [Pearl Jam]

Grover (Gro@hets.com)

  • Werewolves in London [Warren Zevon] & Angel of the Morning [Maryann Faithful]

Chris (rlm123@psu.edu)

  • Heresy [Nine Inch Nails] & Kyrie Elision [Jars of Clay]

Weasel (weasel_187@yahoo.com)

  • (any song period.) [Mighty, mighty Boss Tones] & (any song at all) [Spice Girls]

Marese (mm@syzygy.co.uk)

  • Wannabe [The Spice Girls] & Suicide is painless [Mash theme]

Carli Flippen (cflippen@phillips.com)

  • Everything's Tuesday [Chairman of the Board] & Everyday is Like Sunday [Morrissey]
  • I Will Always Love You [Whitney Houston/Dolly Parton] & I Hate Everything About You [Ugly Kid Joe]

Roger Friedman (rfriedman@phillips.com)

  • We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off [El Debarge?] & Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw [Jimmy Buffett]

Jeff Farris (farris.15@osu.edu)

  • Hail Santa [Primus] & Santa Claus is a Fat Bitch [ICP]
  • With or Without You [U2] & cancels itself [] [Nice Try
  • Happy Happy Joy Joy [Ren and Stimpy show] & Downer [Nirvana]
  • I Want to Get High [Cypress Hill] & Low [Cracker]
  • Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town [Pearl Jam] & anything by [10000 Maniacs]

Andrew (alipsett@mail.slc.edu)

  • Get On With It [Letter to Cleo] & Hold On [Sarah McLachlan]
  • Sleep Forever [Madder Rose] & Wake Up to Love [Debbie Gibson]
  • Until the End of the World [U2] & It's the End of the World as we Know it (and I Feel Fine) [R.E.M.]
  • Sound of the Bell [Veruca Salt] & Sounds of Silence [Simon and Garfunkel]
  • We Can Be Together [Jefferson Airplane] & Apart [The Cure]
  • Ice [Sarah McLachlan] & Into the Fire [Sarah McLachlan]

()

  • Cry [Godley and Creme] & Don't Cry [Seal]

Jenn (jlbarn00@centre.edu)

  • No Woman No Cry [Bob Marley] & Cry Baby [Janis Joplin]

Todd Vallie (tnv@servtech.com)

  • Hold On [Wilson Phillips] & Release Me [Wilson Phillips]

Todd Vallie (tnv@servtech.com)

  • Radio Radio [Elvis Costello] & Video Killed the Radio Star [Can't remember who did it, can you?] [The Buggles. You obviously don't take a lot of 80's trivia quizzes.]

Karina Gohde (karinago@sas.upenn.edu)

  • Talk Talk [Talk Talk] & Don't Talk [10,000 Maniacs]

Marci Bellows (st951637@pip.cc.brandeis.edu)

  • Lay Your Hands on Me [Bon Jovi] & Leave Me Alone [Michael Jackson]
  • I Will Remember You [Sarah McLachlan] & Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone [Glass Tiger]

Colby Cunningham (ccunningham@wesleyan.com)

  • Rapture [Blondie] & Numb [Portishead]

Martin Brooks (martin@proteusweb.com)

  • Keep Talking [Pink Floyd] & Shaddupa Your Face [Joe Dolci]

diane :) (rsmc@glis.net)

  • the edmund fitzgerald [unknown] & good ship lollipop [also unknown]

Xebra (jambo@ionet.net)

  • Any Time At All [Beatles] & No Time [(?? I think The Guess Who)]
  • American Woman [Guess Who] & China Girl [(??? duh)]
  • Liar [Three Dog Night] & Honesty [Billy Joel]

R.Iago (rlacher@newmexico.com)

  • Killing An Arab [The Cure] & Rock The Casbah [The Clash]

towatei n. shioru (oohmama@hotmail.com)

  • damn i wish i was your lover [sophie b. hawkins] & love to hate you [erasure]

Jenn & Shea (jlbarn00@centre.edu)

  • Stand By Your Man [Patsy Cline] & Leaving On A Jet Plane [Peter Paul and Mary]

lawrence (jappy@webquest.com)

  • burn [tina arena] & ice, ice baby [vanilla ice]

Raheem the Dream (lost the address)

  • Paradise City [Guns 'n' Roses] & Straight to Hell [Drivin 'n' Cryin]

Willem den Hertog (hertkam@wxs.nl)

  • Go Now! [Moody Blues] & Stay [M. Williams & Zodiacs]
  • Eve of Destruction [Barry Mcguire] & See you in September [Bryan Hyland]
  • Don't think twice [Bob Dylan] & Think! [Aretha Franklin]
  • Sitting on a fence [Twice as much] & Don't fence me in [Bing Crosby (et al.)]
  • Eve of Destruction (encore) [Barry McGuire] & Will you love me tomorrow? [Goffin/King]
  • Jambolaya [Hank Williams] & Bread and Butter [New Beats]

Mical Trejo (mtrejo@intelliquest.com)

  • Walk on the Wild Side [Lou Reed] & Wild Side [Motley Crue]

Kris (mrozinsk@students.uiuc.edu)

  • Blowin'in the Wind [Joan Baez] & Against the Wind [Bob Seger]
  • Let the Sunshine In [The Fifth Dimension] & Total Eclipse of the Heart [Bonnie Tyler]

Marah Dorris (c672551@showme.missouri.edu)

  • Please Do Not Go [Violent Femmes] & Say Goodbye [Dave Matthews Band]

Kari (Southpaw@Compuserve.com)

  • Lady [Kenny Rogers] & Lady [Styx]

Carli Flippen (cflippen@phillips.com)

  • I Hate Everything About You [Ugly Kid Joe] & I Will Always Love You [Whitney Houston]

ancipital (ancipital@hotmail.com)

  • Broken EP [Nine Inch Nails] & Fixed EP [Nine Inch Nails]
  • Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam [The Vaselines] & Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam [Traditional (?)]
  • Anything at all [Aerosmith] & Anything at all [Any musician]

Ranjeet Rao (rrao@uiuc.edu)

  • One Time Too Many [PJ Harvey] & Never Enough [Cure]
  • High [Cure] & Low [Cracker]
  • Heaven [Better Than Ezra] & Hell [Squirrel Nut Zippers]
  • Let's Go [New Order] & Stay [U2]
  • Once [Pearl Jam] & Again [Alice in Chains]
  • Take Me Down [Smashing Pumpkins] & Build Me Up Buttercup [The Goops]
  • Good [Better Than Ezra] & Bad [U2]
  • Not For You [Pearl Jam] & All For You [Sister Hazel]
  • Today [Smashing Pumpkins] & Tomorrow [U2]
  • Quiet [Smashing Pumpkins] & With a Shout [U2]
  • Shame [Stabbing Westward] & Pride [U2]
  • Beautiful [Smashing Pumpkins] & Ugly [Smashing Pumpkins]

K Bishop (bishopk@gusun.georgetown.edu)

  • I Could Never Be Your Woman [White Town] & I'm Your Lady [Celine Dion]
  • Eternal Flame [Bangles] & Candle in the Wind [Elton John]

Roger Friedman (rfriedman@phillips.com)

  • We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off [El Debarge?] & Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw [Jimmy Buffett]

Diggit (bgray@go-racecar.com)

  • Love is a rose [Tanya Tucker?] & Love stinks [J Geils Band]
  • You light up my life [Debbie Boone] & Shoot out the lights [Richard and Linda Thompson]
  • Year of the Cat [Al Stewart] & Hair of the Dog [Nazareth]
  • Walk This Way [Aerosmith] & Walk Away Renee [The Left Banke]
  • The Night Before [The Beatles] & The Morning After [Maria Muldaur]
  • Boys and Girls [Blur] & Girls and Boys [Prince] [Very nice. I couldn't quite bring myself to back this one, because it's not technically opposed, but I'm impressed nonetheless]
  • It's Hard [The Who] & It's So Easy [Linda Rondstadt]
  • Give It Away [Red Hot Chili Peppers] & Make It Mine [The Shamen]
  • I wanna be sedated [The Ramones] & Now I wanna sniff some glue [The Ramones]
  • Feeding me to the lions [Adam Ant] & Daniel [Elton John]

Jenn (jlbarn00@centre.edu)

  • Chains of Love [Erasure?] & Free [Phish]

Brandon (rector.18@osu.edu)

  • Disposable Heroes [Metallica] & Hero of the Day [Metallica]
  • Ice, Ice Baby [Vanilla Ice] & Fire [Jimi Hendrix]

Holly ()

  • (I Don't Need) No Man [Nina Storey] & I Want Your Sex [George Michael]

kathleen (kathleen@nanospace.com)

  • Heaven [Bryan Adams] & Hell [Squirrel Nut Zippers]
  • I'm Free [Soup Dragons] & The Prisoner [Howard Jones]

Andrew Cole (andrew@cobro.com)

  • MMMBop [Hanson] & Anything with a cogent title [Who the hell cares, so long as they're not Hanson.]

Paco (Paco121@aol.com)

  • Today [Smashing pumkins] & Tommorrow [Annie ]
  • unhappy birthday [the smiths] & happy birthday [everyone at a birthday party]

Bitter (bitter@san.rr.com)

  • Insubordination [Voodoo Glow Skulls] & Give In [Voodoo Glow Skulls]
  • peace train [10,000 Maniacs] & War [Frankie goes to Hollywood]
  • Good [Better than Ezra] & Bad [U2]

Derek Giromini (muaddib@cyberramp.net)

  • Bad [U2] & Good Enough [Sarah Mclachlan]

cindy (cindy1092@hotmail.com)

  • Midnight at the Oasis [Maria Muldaur] & Morning Has Broken [Cat Stevens]
  • Red Rain [Peter Gabriel] & You Are the Sunshine of My Life [Stevie Wonder]

Ximenes Zalteca (ximenes@mythic.net)

  • Pearl Necklace [ZZ Top] & Cheap Sunglasses [ZZ Top]
  • Running to Stand Still [U2] & Time To Move On [Tom Petty]

Ben T (bent@visio.com)

  • Kick out the Jams [MC5] & Punch the Clock [Black Flag]

Eric (ericrapp@pacbell.net)

  • Silent Lucidity [Queensryche] & Twist and Shout [The Beatles]

RiffRaff (riffraff@erinet.com)

  • Heaven [King Missile] & Hell [Squirrel Nut Zippers]

Eric Rapp (ericrapp@pacbell.net)

  • Hurt [Nine Inch Nails] & I Feel Good [Little Richard]

PJ Killian (pkillian@nmsu.edu)

  • For The Longest Time [Billy Joel] & Right Here, Right Now [Jesus Jones]
  • Heaven Is A Place on Earth [Belinda Carlisle] & Hell [Squirrel Nut Zippers]

Pete S ()

  • Things that Make you go Hmmmm [C&C Music Factory] & MMMM-Bop [Hanson]

Charlene Vickers (cvickers@internorth.com)

  • Yesterday [The Beatles] & Tomorrow Night [Elvis Presley]
  • Restless [Carl Perkins] & I'm So Tired [The Beatles]
  • I Don't Know Why I Love You [House of Love] & Just Because [Elvis Presley]

Jaime (strike34@ix.netcom.com)

  • Paranoid [Black Sabbath] & Take it Easy [Eagles]

Kathleen (m-madge@worldnet.att.net)

  • Breath of Life [Erasure] & Try not to Breathe [R.E.M.]
  • Head Like a Hole [Nine Inch Nails] & Teenage Lobotomy [Ramones]
  • Consider me Gone [Sting] & I Walk Away [Crowded House]

Craig (krusty@lungfish.com)

  • Hungry Like The Wolf [Duran Duran] & Fat [Weird Al]
  • One Too Many Mornings [Chemical Brothers] & Setting Sun [Chemical Brothers]
  • Call Me [Blondie] & Answering Machine [Rupert Holmes]
  • Seether [Veruca Salt] & Ice Ice Baby [Vanilla Ice]

Luna (lunavudu@aol.com)

  • Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? [Chicago] & Right Now [Van Halen]
  • Too Tight [Rolling Stones] & Footloose [Kenny Loggins]

diane (rsmc@glis.net)

  • the rain song [led zeppelin] & walkin' on sunshine [katrina and the waves]
  • i used to love her but i had to kill her [guns and roses] & love song [tesla]
  • stand by your man [patsy cline] & i am woman [unknown feminist]

David Geismar (ddgeismar@hotmail.com)

  • Butterfly Kisses [Some sappy guy] & Butterfly [Mariah Carey] [Not really opposites, but thanks anyway, David.]

Sakari Heinonen (eesahe@tpu.fi)

  • Too Young To Die [Jamiroquai] & Young 'til I Die [The Crew]

Sandra (ldipaola@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca)

  • Run To You [Brian Adams] & Baby Ran [5440]

Whitney Fitzgerald Freemesser (whitfitz@servtech.com)

  • "Always" (or "Sometimes") [Erasure] & "Never" [Heart]
  • "High" [The Cure] & "Low" [Cracker]
  • Love Hurts [Nazareth] & Love is a Many Splendored Thing ["Grease" Soundtrack]
  • Walking on the Sun [Smashmouth] & Walking on the Moon [The Police]
  • Dancing on the Ceiling [Lionel Ritchie (or however it's spelled)] & Bound for the Floor [Local H]

Peg Tallan (peg_tallan@Lotus.com)

  • 19th Nervous Breakdown [Rolling Stones] & Don't Worry, Be Happy [Bobby McFerrin]

Roger Friedman (rfriedman@phillips.com)

  • I Hate Everything About You [Ugly Kid Joe] & I Love You [Barney]

Peg Tallan (peg_tallan@Lotus.com)

  • Baby Love [Supremes] & Puppy Love [Donny Osmond]
  • My Guy [Mary Wells] & My Girl [Temptations (I think)] [Isn't this the same song, just with a gender change? Not that it matters...]
  • Yesterday [Beatles] & Tomorrow ["Annie" musical]
  • Love Child [Supremes] & Going to the Chapel [??] [The song is called "The Chapel of Love," and I believe the most popular version is by The Dixie Cups.]

Eric H. (ehahnsolo1@aol.com)

  • The Wall [Pink Floyd] & Crumbling Down [John Cougar Mellencamp]
  • Can't Stop The Music [Village People] & The Day The Music Died [Don McClean] [Very nice, but the song is called "American Pie."]

Scott Wiggins (scott@orodruin.com)

  • We Care A Lot [Faith No More] & So What?! [Anti-Nowhere League]

The Matchity (Matchity@asylum.com)

  • More than Words [Extreme] & No More Words [Berlin]

Erin Fitzgerald Baumgarner (galleria@i84.net)

  • She Works Hard for the Money [Donna Summer] & "Working for the Weekend" [Loverboy] [Is it just me, or do a lot of people around here have the middle name "Fitzgerald"?]

J. Murphy (Boba_f@yahoo.com)

  • Fade to Black [Metallica] & Fire it Up! [??] [Tony Toni Tone]

John (jnieset@aol.com)

  • Wait 'Till Tomorrow [Silverchair] & It's Now Or Never [Roy Orbison]

Doug Simpson (simpson@bases.com)

  • Rock Me Amadeus [Please help. I can't remember.] [Falco] & Roll Over Beethoven [Chuck Berry]

Michael Schwartz (michael_schwartz@spe.sony.com)

  • Loser [Beck] & Winner takes it all [Abba]

Ayda Raddatz ()

  • Fat Man [Jethro Tull] & Like a Tall Thin Girl [Jethro Tull]

Lars (lars.ostrom@wordsatwork.com)

  • Hot Stuff [Donna Summer] & Ice Ice Baby [Vanilla Ice]
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