In the big list of "people you're kind of obligated to make fun of," the second name belongs to one William Tiberius Gates the Third. He's a man of many facets, the largest two, of course, being the "greedy" facet and the "nerdy" facet. (I'm inclined, however, to believe that the nerdy thing is just a show, and that he goes home, takes off his fake glasses, combs his hair, and makes mad Sicilian love to his wife.) At any rate, why should so-called "professional" humorists have all the fun?

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