Our first reaction upon hearing the full title of Star Wars Episode II was something like "Ow." But then Lucas explained to us through the magic of press releases that he was trying to hearken back to a simpler time of adventure serials and early science fiction films which were nearly all really, really bad. So that makes it okay! In fact, we're going to help Mr. Lucas out by suggesting similarly old-school titles for Episode III, courtesy of randomness. Enjoy!