1) What's in these little egg things? It tastes like ham.

It's ham
It's not ham.

2) Look. There's little pink bits. They look like ham.

They're ham.
Those are not ham.

3) Smell that. Smell it! Tell me that's not ham.

Okay, it's ham.
I'm telling you, it's not ham.

4) They're sort of chewy. The ham-like bits are. I'm pretty sure they're ham.

Yeah, that is ham.
That's not ham.

5) No, really. It's ham. What else could it be? It's got to be ham.

It's ham.
It's not ham.