It will be here soon.
The bold new music recording technology that will protect artists' rights while actually enhancing your music experience.
Starting in a very short while, all new music published by RIAA members will
feature TuneBlock™, a method whereby special harmonics included in the
songs will erase all memory of the melody, chords, and words from your mind
shortly after you hear it, leaving nothing but a pleasant sensation of
having enjoyed something.
Think of it. Every musical experience will be like the first time.
Every track will be exciting and new. And you'll never have a song
stuck in your head again.
Even better, TuneBlock™ will protect the rights of artists,
eliminating the billion-dollar losses the music industry
accrues from having songs illegally hummed in public and strummed
in dorm rooms. And some of that money will be passed on
to a few of our more popular artists.
It's the right thing to do. It's as easy as listening and forgetting.
And, frankly, you don't have a choice. What are you going to do,
listen to unsigned bands?