Who Wants To Marry A Bachelor?
by Lore Sjöberg

Among other unsavory accusations, it turns out the title mogul from the Fox special "Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?" may not be a multi-millionaire after all. He may just be a jerk with a condo. Because of all these reasons, Fox is saying it won't be running any more specials of this sort. We think they're giving up too soon. All they need to do is first, make sure their star isn't an asshole, and second, lower their sights a little. Make the prize a little more realistic. That's why we're presenting these ideas for Fox's next special.